Fast as Fuck Food Delivery
Is your name Johny Hatz?
Do you have $50?
Do you need hand sanitizer and toilet paper?**
Have we got news for you!
Here at Fast as Fuck Food Delivery for Fifty Dollars, we can deliver your home needs in as little as 3 months!
Just shoot us an email with what you need and we'll pick it up and get to you in under two shakes of a lamb's tail.***
We have hand sanitizer**, toilet paper**, half a gallon of whole milk, and mostly fresh fruit and vegetables.
*Some restrictions apply.
***Each lamb's tail shake is approximately 1 (one) month.